Sunday, February 27, 2011

once more over

oncemoreover.odt
winter
once more over
"it is love if you do not like her frown"
it is true love if you do not give up
if you wish for her one kis but not the cloud
of disinterested thought
the birds sang for ewe
all day to watch the blue sky curl and break
calm as our first summer we met in May
while eye am in love with high far-seeing places
out of me unworthy and unknown this clown is prince
these must be lines from this generated poem
its not cheating to write online
ey eknoe eye drove you crazy
trying to make you love me
give me more time
to do it once more over ever
hurting the one eye kis.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The AD

The AD
First Draft
winter
Get the little cartoon with Mickey Mouse remember the Steam Boat Willy thing ? we putt some starlet there instead of Mickey what do you mean copywrite with Disney that old Buzzards been gone for ages of eons Wait let me think. Get the woman who posed in Plowboy magazine we will use some other video we got to sell this cold cream. Here's the Jingle Ponds get ponds put deep cleansing ponds all over your things. ??? non it is not gonna happen. REWRITE. Fix this. NO. We do not do porn videos yes she looks good where is she putting the ponds ? oh good lord no. Try to get the documentary of Israel the one with the panorama of the sheep in the highway or is it Switzerland or even where they yodell with those big horns. No not the sheep you idiot the people. Eye knoe they don't got horns they use horns to send those OH yes the Alps that's it. Alpine memories. Put Heidi on the boat with the ponds cream smearing it on the wheel while she yodells dancing like Mickey Mouse. YES it works its in the Can do file the copy boy lets go get them Mauritanians and Rossie's. Martinis you idiot. Onions not olives no sticks no stems no seed pods just one big picture full of love. Oh good lord what am eye thinking of. Close the Plowboy magazine on the Way out. Lets drink. Sell the AD.