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Get the little cartoon with Mickey Mouse remember the Steam Boat Willy thing ? we putt some starlet there instead of Mickey what do you mean copywrite with Disney that old Buzzards been gone for ages of eons Wait let me think. Get the woman who posed in Plowboy magazine we will use some other video we got to sell this cold cream. Here's the Jingle Ponds get ponds put deep cleansing ponds all over your things. ??? non it is not gonna happen. REWRITE. Fix this. NO. We do not do porn videos yes she looks good where is she putting the ponds ? oh good lord no. Try to get the documentary of Israel the one with the panorama of the sheep in the highway or is it Switzerland or even where they yodell with those big horns. No not the sheep you idiot the people. Eye knoe they don't got horns they use horns to send those OH yes the Alps that's it. Alpine memories. Put Heidi on the boat with the ponds cream smearing it on the wheel while she yodells dancing like Mickey Mouse. YES it works its in the Can do file the copy boy lets go get them Mauritanians and Rossie's. Martinis you idiot. Onions not olives no sticks no stems no seed pods just one big picture full of love. Oh good lord what am eye thinking of. Close the Plowboy magazine on the Way out. Lets drink. Sell the AD.
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