Was William really Shaking OR Was Shakespeare the Bard?
William Bonney Shakespeare Borne 26 April 1564 died 23 April 1616
Cornfed Critics have this theory that WIlliam Shakespeare was somebody else. Yes. You heard it here first. It does not say that the Bard of Stratford street on Avon river was full of hate. Dost thou think he hates now from the grave. Alas poor everyone if thats the case. He may have been hung over a few days in a row and he wore nothing under robes of linen guests were privy but only snobs. Ann Hathawaye was his real wife. He lived flat. He worshipped word processing before it was invented he coined. His nicknamme was Old Billy Bard. He kept his snuff in a canard. Piped his messages over the internet on the abacus he liked them colored balls. Eye suppose there was a rash of people travelling bards who posed. Remember Santa Claws ? they emulated William bonney wearing hose and placeing large pillows. NO one is for certain. In the olde middle England. Here is an abacus email sent from London to Glassglow. A TeleGrammy TO: William Bonney Speare from :The Troope We were very nearly found out the local constabulary approached bearing down hard upon. STOP. 52 Shillings and fourpence. Paid. IN every city with a stage and plays the thing. They came from miles around. The hoarded seats on the fifty yard lined. They waited until darkened candles they were lighted. They howled. Like moonies at the funnies. AT last poor Yoric. The light was dawning. The endings killing. The play the plays the thing. The play must go on. Out out briefly. We have decided we made the decision after carefully considering. There is no need to consider the many imposters as long as there was really a REAL first one. Signed William Bonney Shakespeare. Oh Really.
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